Fuki-san: With one last final to go, this looks like it should be an exciting event! Now entering GITC-1400 stadium, it’s the Iron Coder: Sam Steele! Sam is 19 years old and comes from the city of Newark. Now lets have a look at our challenger: an IT201 Final exam! Not much is known about this exam yet, it has been top secret until now! One man! One Exam! The HEAT will be ON!!
Fuki-san: Now entering GITC-1400 stadium, it’s the Chairman Marc Sequeria!
Chariman: [japanese text, not subtitled]
Fuki-san: With us today, we have Japanese pop-star AnnoyingGirl, food export Dr. KnowItAll, and japanese fortune teller I.C.Future.
KnowItAll: Greetings. It’s a pleasure to be here today. You know, back in some time period noone’s heard of, the ancient japanese used to take exams, too.
AnnoyingGirl: That’s so interesting! I’ve never been so interested! Tee Hee!
Chairman: ALLEZ CUISINE!!!!!
Fuki-san: The chairman is now handing out the exams, and … what’s this? Ohta, can we get a close up on what he’s handing out?
Ohta: Yes Fuki-san! He appears to be handing out a traditional NJIT essay booklet.
AnnoyingGirl: Ah…
KnowItAll: That’s right, no multiple choice here! ha ha ha. I’ve seen this type of booklet before, he’s probably going to have to write an essay, or maaaaybe… short answer?
AnnoyingGIrl: Short answer?
KnowItAll: Right. Fill-in-the-blank.
AnnoyingGirl: Oh! I get it now. Tee Hee.
Fuki-san: Ohta, can you get a comment from Sam before the exam starts?
Ohta: Sure. Sam, how do you think you’ll do on this exam?
Sam: Who are you, and what are you saying? I dont understand japanese! Where’s the translater lady? Aren’t these exams supposed to be quiet and closed?
Fuki-san: Alright, Sequeira-san is now handing out the exam sheets. Yes! It looks to be both short answer and fill in the blank.
Fortune: You were right!
KnowItAll: Yes. No essay though. ha ha ha.
Fuki-san: What’s this the Iron Coder is pulling out of his pocket?
Fortune: It looks like a wooden stick?
KnowItAll: That’s a writing implement, known as a pencil. These are commonly used to take ScanTron tests, as well as essays and other sorts of exams.
Ohta: You’re right, the Iron Coder has just taken out a Number Two Pencil.
AnnoyingGIrl: Ahh.. number two! So exciting!
Fuki-san: He appears to be.. yes! He’s filling in the answers!
Fortune: He sure knows his stuff.
AnnoyingGirl: Is he hesitating?
KnowItAll: No, I think he’s just concentrating hard.
Fuki-san: He appears to have turned the pencil upside down, and is rubbing it vigerously across the page! I’ve never seen such a technique!
Ohta: Yes, he appears to have misspelled a word, and is erasing the mistake from the page
AnnoyingGirl: Ahh
KnowItAll: You know, erasers are made of rubber.
AnnoyingGirl: That’s so interesting! Tee Hee!
*Female announcer* 5 minutes to go!
Fuki-san: With five minutes left, how do you think he’ll do? Will he finish on time? Let’s find out!
AnnoyingGirl: I hope he’s doing ok, I’m so excitited! Tee Hee!
KnowItAll: Yes, he appears to be on the final problem.
*Female announcer* 5 seconds! 3! 2! 1! *gong*
Fuki-san: That’s it! The time is up! The IT201 final exam is OVER!!!!
Ohta: Sam, how do you think you did?
Sam: Well, I think I did ok.
Ohta: So, you did your best?
Sam: I did my best.