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Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity

I just got a pretty condescending fortune in my fortune cookie:

“You will be successful someday.”


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  1. Well…at least you have something to look forward to?

  2. Successful in what?

    Successful in paying your car insurance on time?

    Successful in not burning the pasta you’re making for dinner?

    Successful in what!!!!

    I have to see it to believe it. =)

    1. Wait wait… did he burn pasta? Cause he still rags on me for burning chocolate pudding… burning pasta is far worse!

      1. No, I didn’t burn pasta.

      2. I also haven’t broken any microwaves like some people have.

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