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Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity

June 22nd, 2006

I just got a pretty condescending fortune in my fortune cookie:

“You will be successful someday.”

Ouch.

  1. June 22nd, 2006 at 19:17 | #1

    Well…at least you have something to look forward to?

  2. June 23rd, 2006 at 00:00 | #2

    Successful in what?

    Successful in paying your car insurance on time?

    Successful in not burning the pasta you’re making for dinner?

    Successful in what!!!!

    I have to see it to believe it. =)

    • June 23rd, 2006 at 05:28 | #3

      Wait wait… did he burn pasta? Cause he still rags on me for burning chocolate pudding… burning pasta is far worse!

      • June 23rd, 2006 at 11:51 | #4

        No, I didn’t burn pasta.

      • June 23rd, 2006 at 12:31 | #5

        I also haven’t broken any microwaves like some people have.