Honey!

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Shy cat 2

We got a new kitty on monday, her name is Honey! She wouldn’t really sit still long enough for me to take any pictures, so here’s a QuickTime video of her playing with a bouncey feathery toy: https://www.c99.org/honey_playing.mov. I’ll try to take some better pictures of her if she ever calms down 🙂

SPAM

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I kid you not, the following is a real SPAM that I recieved yesterday.

Subject: Don’t flood with your sperm the neighbors downstairs after using our Spermamax.

[email protected] what couId [email protected] 1f the k1ngs weren’t @ble t0 father.
Now there wouldn’t be any0ne to rule the world.
And the civilization would have died many centuries ago.
Maybe they used herbs that are enclosed
in Spermamax and thus had no problems with fertility function.
Maybe this can be a way out for you too.
She will cum only from seeing you cum with Spermamax.
Your mother has always dreamed of having sweet grandkids
but your fertility functions don’t let you make her dream come true.
Don’t worry, Spermamax will make your mom happy

First off — ew? My poor neighbors! Second, not only do they insult my “fertility functions”, but they have to bring my mom into it! Why does anyone ever buy these things?

Chop! Kick! Block!

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Come on now,
why don’t you follow my words?
Because we’re almost done,
I’ll make it easier first!

I wanna see if you wanna see
what it means to be
the man with the master plan,
are you the man now?

*gong*

Here we go now:
Kick Punch Block!
*uh-oh* *uh-oh* *uh-oh*

*record scratch*

AGAIN!

Lock-On Technology!

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Sam: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Jay: spikes
Sam: if you touch them, you’ll lose all your rings
Sam: ____/\/\/\/\_______ ________—-_____|___
Sam: there’s a Sonic level for you
Sam: I was going to add a loop, but it wouldn’t look right without a monospace font
Sam:

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/ \       
\_/_____/\/\/\/\____         ____-----____+__

Sam: >^_^< can be the boss at the end Sam: then you jump on a O and lots of . . . . . .'s jump around Sam: well, more like a [_]

Analyze This!

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Handwriting Analysis
What does your handwriting say about YOU?

You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry.
You are a person who thinks before acting, intelligent and thorough.
You are diplomatic, objective, and live in the present.
You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!
You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others.

Candy Blocks

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The yellow candy blocks taste like candy cigarettes. Remember when cigarettes were cool? I haven’t had a candy cigarette in a long time, do they even still make them?

Candy ♥

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Candy!
Carly and Gil both got me the same thing for my birthday: candy shaped like LEGO blocks!

I spent the morning building with them and eating them, and I uploaded some pics to flickr.

I also used some of my birthday money to upgrade to a Flickr pro account, so I can have more than 3 photo sets now 🙂